One day, peppa pig came home from school very depressed.
Mother asked: why are you a little unhappy today?
Peppa pig: many of my classmates at school say I look like a hair dryer. Do you think I really look like a hair dryer, mom?
Mom: please just talk, don’t blow on me… 
Mrs. Spew shakes her head: “No, only when she wants to say something. 
Your joke is too funny…
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.
The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn’t have to stand on their toes all the time.
Microsoft be like:
The Most recent joke I heard from my friend was. He said that Juice Wrld was better than Eminem. What a joke. I know he was good but better than the rap god.
Hahahaha I also heard someone saying that snoopdog is better than Mac Miller. This is a joke because Mac miller is a legend.