He is like artoo in SW7, all quiet and shiny, waiting for master Gates to show up victorious from the Controllers Wars that have left my little one speechless out of pure PTSD.
I have tried every trick of the trade known to humans and youtubers (it is amazing to open a driver’s .exe, otherwise blocked just by not belonging to the evil empire, with winRar, thus tricking the Trade Federation blockade, …at least until next restart… and a new hope became an old fart much too soon), so right now feel like Poe facing that imperial cruiser. Happy beeps back is all I need, happy beeps from my little one. Whoever gets it right wins a free ticket to Alderaan: that trip will blow you to pieces.
Help me, Chuwi Ones, you are my only hope.